Ron White here. Tater Salad if you’re my parole officer. You got questions? I got sarcasm, stories ’bout ex-wives, and a 3-step plan to survive Walmart on a Saturday.
Rule #1: Don’t ask me about kale. Rule #2: If your Wi-Fi’s slower than my last marriage… bless your heart.
Now, park it here and let’s get weird. You can’t fix stupid, but we can laugh at it. [puffs]… Tell your mama I said ‘hi.’ She’ll hate that.